“How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? Answer: By the white out on the screen.” Has anybody ever thought about where blonde jokes came from? I just did a half-hours research and this is what I came up with. There are no proven theories about where blonde jokes came from but here is the most common theory. The story originates in areas where blondes are not common and dark skin and hair dominates. But when blonde people would travel and would be seen by people who have never seen a blond person, they would look at them and talk to them and wonder why they were different. They would group around them feeling and touching there hair and asking stupid questions about where they came from and why their hair was like that. But stupid questions lead to stupid answers. Really in the end the blondes had nothing to do with themselves being stupid. It was everybody else’s fault. There are no reasons that girls are the characters in blonde jokes, and there is absolutely no scientific evidence that suggests that blondes are not as smart as everybody else. Sorry in advance to all the blondes out there, but since blonde jokes are so much fun here are some.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to 'make up' her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she was leaving on vacation she saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
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Really! I never knew that! I always thought that... well, you know how most blondes are generally really pretty/handsome? So because of that, other people were jealous and made up "dumb blonde" jokes to make fun of them. That's what I always thought... but who knows? LOL!
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